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October 16, 2005
ah, why not?
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall, and wailing, "We forgot the "R", we forgot the "R".
The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, Father?" With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was 'celebrate'."
Posted by smockmomma at October 16, 2005 10:45 PM
Comments
Love it!
Posted by: Alexa at October 17, 2005 1:19 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Philothea Rose at October 17, 2005 9:05 PM
:=))
Posted by: Deb at October 18, 2005 12:51 PM
Good one! May I use this for my retreat talks?
Posted by: Fr. Odon de Castro at October 23, 2005 7:32 PM