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February 28, 2008

ah, the good ol' days of advertising. . .

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the naughty wife. she can't pick coffee.

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but she can swallow a few tape worms to lose those unwanted pounds.


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and hey, with a little help from del monte, she can open catsup bottles!

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and with a few extra chemicals to quell the morning sickness, she can still cook those early morning meals for you!

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and, hey, looky here! those extra "vitamins" help her fly through her chores and keep her looking darn cute in the process!

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and why not buy your little lady that extra fancy kitchen gadgetry she's been hinting you get her? maybe if you do ...

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she'll let you blow smoke in her face. yeah, buddy.

Posted by smockmomma at February 28, 2008 8:58 AM

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i need. some of those vitamins.

Posted by: marsha at February 29, 2008 10:42 AM

you just need a good night's sleep, little mama. you'll be up for one in ... ohhhh ... twenty years?

Posted by: smockmomma at February 29, 2008 4:34 PM

Oh, dear. As if I needed another reason to hate everything. I'm already giving St. Jerome, one of the all-time great misanthropes, a run for his money.

Posted by: Elinor at March 3, 2008 9:23 AM

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