even in pink, they're this year's fugliest trend.
smockmomma: December 2007 Archives
the "christmas spirit" is finally kicking in for the smockmaison i think. we put the tree up today and i finally finished wrapping gifts. the excitement is in the air as the children are starting to get ready for midnight mass. of course, according to gabby, you know it's almost Christmas cuz that's when the baby jesus is finally put in his crib.
| Your Superpower Should Be Invisibility |
 You never face problems head on. Instead, you rely on your craftiness to get your way. A mystery to others, you thrive on being a little misunderstood. You happily work behind the scenes... because there's nothing better than a sneak attack! Why you would be a good superhero: You're so sly, no one would notice... not even your best friends Your biggest problem as a superhero: Missing out on all of the glory that visible superheroes get |
| You Are Eggnog |
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"there's nothin' sexier than a woman cookin' up bacon." ~smockdaddy
...still hasn't started christmas shopping. not one thing. ugh.
bacon. chocolate. bacon. chocolate. if ever the smock was stranded in the middle of the ocean blue and only had room for one of her beloved, which would she choose? i daresay that just the thought haunts me.
would i save bacon? my lusty, salty, brawny bacon? the aroma that awakens my senses at once, whether it be the juicy meaty strips or the crispy crackly kind that arouses my tastebuds to pavlovian proportions ... bacon! yes! bacon!
but wait! what of my faithful chocolate? the delightful warm inner glow i feel as the savory slivers of amore melt on my tongue, the enduring affection the smooth little nibs of delight arouse within surprises me anew every time ... how could i ever live without it's comfort? o! the agony of a choice. . .
hark! what is this? bacon flavored chocolate? you mean i don't have to choose?
and really, what could ever taste better with bacon? eggs? how passe. lettuce and tomatoes? vile veggies have no business with bacon! ewww, i say, ewww.
alas! bacon flavored chocolate. a smockdream come true. it may be bad for my body, but it is so good for my soul . . .
