I'd say this is mostly true:

You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every
book ever published. You are a fountain of
endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and
never fail to impress at a party.
What people love: You can answer almost any
question people ask, and have thus been
nicknamed Jeeves.
What people hate: You constantly correct their
grammar and insult their paperbacks.


What Kind of Elitist Are You?
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Except that I try really hard NOT to make fun of other people's paperbacks. (I do have a friend who as a matter of principal will not read any paperback that has a pink cover!)

Thanks to Alicia at Fructus Ventris (link to the right) for the link to the quiz.