Two things must be said.
#1 Those of you who got here looking for "How to Fix a Broken Zipper"? You guys need someone else. Maybe you ought to head over to a sewing website. We have many talents, we Summa Mamas do, but fixin' broken zippers ain't one of them, unfortunately.
#2: Those of you who got here looking for "Incest in America"? GO AWAY!
