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1. if you had to choose one food to eat at every meal for a month, what would it be?

2. what's under your bed?

3. is your motto closer to "believe in yourself and you can do unbelievable things" or "believe in yourself cuz, honey, no one else will."

4. what is your response if you receive poor service at a restaurant?

5. how long should you know a person before you can tell them they have a boogie in their nose?

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1. one food? pizza!

2. what's under your bed? wrapping paper boxes, several shoes without mates, and, after dark, something scary.

3. motto? it used to be "believe in yourself cuz, honey, no one else will," but i think time has softened the edges a bit.

4. poor service at a restaurant? it depends on the server. if they have an attitude, i let the manager know, but if they're trying, i let it ride.

5. how long should you know a person? five minutes. i can't stand it when people ignore these things...just tell them and save them from further embarrassment.

1) one food - bread, with my choice of toppings/fillings ;-)
2) under my bed - the carpet! we don't have a bed frame (by choice)and the box spring sits on the floor.
3) How about "Believe in yourself because God believes in you"?
4) poor service = poor tip; and a complaint to the management if it seems to be deliberate rather than incompetent.
5)Long enough to be introduced; not even that long if there is some other kind of relationship (you're in church, on a school field trip, whatever)

1. bread, for sure
2. a box of papers & pictures (pics under a waterbed. badbad place for those) and a couple boxes of yarn (where does this yarn come from??!)
3. for other people, the first one. for me eh. i am doing enough as a mom i'm not too optimistic beyond raising these littles.
4. provide feedback in some way & don't tip as much as we normally would. now i really want a strawberry lemonaid from chilis. great. thanks a lot! :)
5. hahaha. I guess doing the "mom thing" and handing them a tissue (or doing it for them) is out huh? I agree "through introductions"

1. sushi
2. who knows?
3. the former, i guess
4. so what? people are starving all over the world. i am grateful to be able to eat in a restaurant.
5. a million years

1. if you had to choose one food to eat at every meal for a month, what would it be?

PIZZA

2. what's under your bed?

Nothing.

3. is your motto closer to "believe in yourself and you can do unbelievable things" or "believe in yourself cuz, honey, no one else will."

Believe. Obey. Fight.

4. what is your response if you receive poor service at a restaurant?

I just smile, tip low, and then tell half a million of my closest friends about it in one of the five daily newspapers I review restaurants in.

5. how long should you know a person before you can tell them they have a boogie in their nose?

An introduction will do. No one wants to go around with a booger in their nose. Do them the favor and alert them. Just don't say, "are you doin' anything with that" in a hopeful tone of voice, or I might call you a freak.

1. Eat at every meal? Does milk count? I could drink milk with every meal. If it doesn't, then Wheat Thins, my all-time favorite cracker. I've never eaten enough of them to get sick of them, though a month might be enough.

2. Under my bed? White dog hair, honey. Same as every where else. Oh, and a selection of those nasty cards from the centers of magazines--'cause when I read magazines in bed I rip them out and throw them down on the floor. Some of them drift under the bed before I pick them all up for the recycling bin.

3. Motto? Neither. My motto is "Keep your head down, pray hard, and just keep pushin' on." It's what I'm livin' right now.

4. Poor service? Smaller tip. I only tell the manager if it seems like the server is snotty on purpose. Oh, and I'm ashamed to admit it but I've stuck my tongue out at a server when they were rude. Not my best moment.

5. Boogers? I don't even have to know 'em. I just hand 'em a Kleenex, if I have one in my purse (which I usually do).

1.Filet mignon (this is a test so I get it free, right?)
2.Guns.Identify yourself at the door if we don't know you're coming. It will take several minutes to load them. (Where ARE those little shooty thingys?)
3.I believe I am nothing by myself; Jesus isn't my crutch, He's my life support machine and wheely-cart.
4.Usually no response. Maybe I should consider it.
5.I sure wish my good friend had told me about the fluffy that was wiggling in the wind while I was talking to her at the potluck dinner.

1) cereal
2) stray magazines
3) not sure either applies. More like, "I believe I'll have another beer."
4) reduction of tip
5) not long!

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