......from our parish newsletter, Salve!:
A selection of Latin bumper stickers, available to you to have made up:
Sona si Latine Liogueris
Honk if you speak Latin
Die Dulci Fruere
Have a nice day!
Fac ut gaudeam
Make my day
Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast paced, high paying world of Latin!
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare
I think some people in togas are plotting against me
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant
May barbarians invade your personal space.
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
Stand aside, plebeians! I am on imperial business!
(Editor's note: Why does this one remind me of Erik K?)
Flexilis sum, gluten es. Me resilit, ad te haeret.
I'm rubber, you're glue. Bounce off me, stick to you.
Yeah, we have that kind of parish newsletter.