It's rainy here and the ninos were tricked by it into sleeping in late. Muuhahaha. This gave me time to poke around the internet at length with my coffee. I came across Cotton Factory. Most of their stuff is pretty questionable but these made me laugh.
I saved Latin:
The asterisk at the bottom reads "*except for bacon". I'm not a huge fan of bacon but it gave me a laugh and anything bacon makes me think of Smock.
And my personal favorite!