100 tidbits, part four

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39. i’m a mediocre chef, but i am the queen of crock-pot cooking.
38. i call my guardian angel by name.
37. i named my angel “barnarbas” after saint barnabas, whose name means “son of encouragement,” because i typically need all of the encouragement i can get.
36. i speak to think. yes, i am aware that this order is backwards.
35. i also tend to speak in thoughts. if you aren’t a mind reader, you might get lost in the translation.
34. i feel masculine and ornery whenever i wear jeans.
33. i rarely wear jeans.
32. i once caved in to road rage when a kid cut me off in traffic.
31. i followed the punk home and got the info off his mom’s car. i took it to the police and filed an official report.
30. i’m the sort who can get lost in a mall parking lot without detailed directions.
29. but, if i’ve driven to a destination once, i won’t ever forget how to get there.
28. i think people who ride motorcycles without helmets are stupid and selfish.
27. my brother died because he wasn’t wearing a helmet.
26. no matter how hard i try not to, i believe sports cars are entirely phallic.
25. i learned how to drive in my dad’s el camino. remember those?
24. i’m a defensive driver.
23. i’m the one driver who will let you onto the freeway.
22. by the grace of God, i survived a car accident that all reason said i shouldn’t have.
21. i’ve been living on borrowed time since october 19th 1989.
20. i’m glad.

5 Comments

mediocre chef is still 100 steps higher than me. My wife told me that next I even thought about what to make it better be reservations!

hey, crock-pot queen, wanna share some recipes sometime?

Hey! My guardian angel is named Benjamin, and I call him by name. I was reading Sancta Sanctis--and she was talking about her angel, Anthony. I wondered how she knew his name, and then I thought, "Well, I guess I could just ASK!" So I did. And ever so clearly the name Benjamin appeared in my head.

I need crock pot recipes! Especially ones that selective eaters will, uh, at least try.

I just want to say...Thank Goodness that you survived and are here to love and encourage those around you :o)
God is so Good!

I love using the crock pot...please share your recipes!

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