A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "150."
So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
He decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back
in for another drink.
Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "100."
So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and
The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
The man went out and came back in a third time.
As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "50."
The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going
to nominate John Kerry?"