even non-catholics have sudden urges to cross themselves when they learn that we're about to have our fifth and sixth children. what's up with that?
it's tougher'n my aunt's fried okra to find a vehicle that seats eight. cars tend to jump from seven to fifteen seats. what's wrong with you people?
homosexual activists have hijacked the rainbow. the "we're here and we're queer" crowd cloaks itself in a rainbow flag ... was using a symbol of God's promise supposed to be provocative?
some people think salmon and caviar are acceptable lenten cuisine. doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose of abstinence?