.....how 'bout WEARIN' 'em?
You can get these at Zappos, for only $148.95.
Or, if you'd prefer a SALAD, you could go with these:
You can purchase these lovely sandals at Zappos for only $152.95.
But since veggies aren't your thing, you could always go with the famous CHICKEN SHOES!!!
And these darlin' little numbers can be purchased at Zappos for only (ONLY!) $123.95.
Look, dear readers, if one of you reads this entry and decides, "Hey, I've got an extra coupla hundred layin' around, I think I'll get me some of those chicken shoes", could you just send me the check instead? I'll give you my address.