i hate school projects. what the hell are they for anyway? i'm trying very hard to be cool about this; but we have so many projects going on right now that i'm in major need of some serious ice cream therapy or i'm going to sell all of my smocklings to the gypsies. one of the younguns walked in and handed me a five page piece of crap.
what's this?
my project.
when was this assigned?
a week ago.
when did you start working on it?
[painful pause]
are you proud of this?
[pained but silent expression]
this is crap. you know that, right?
i don't think it's crap. . .exactly.
prayers are appreciated.
Did the dinosaur thingie get done???
yes and thank you for asking. it actually turned out quite well!