in honor of the fact that i only have the boys at home all day today, i have a couple of expressions that come in handy when dealing with unruly lil'uns.
"behave or i'll snatch you bal'headed." yankees might use the term bald headed.
"stop that cryin' or i'll give you somethin' to cry about!"
"don't make me jerk a knot'n your tail."
***in the interest of full disclosure, baby greer rose is home of course, but she doesn't act up . . . until three in the morning.