Go here:Video meliora, proboque; Deteriora sequor to read about it.
I'll tease you with one excerpt that made me snort Diet Coke up my nose:
The midnight buffet proves that people crave ritual. How else to explain it? You've eaten 17 meals in 5 days, gone thru 3 packs of Alka Seltzers and yet you line up for a midnight feeding? I don't get it. I can only assume that the very first or second cruise included an ice sculpture as an excuse to eat and every cruise since pays homage to this frozen calf with shrimp cocktail.
Bwaa haaa haaa haaa!
But it's not all meant to be funny--some is serious as well.
Go read it. I'm off to investigate cruise prices.